[Jersey City, NJ] Medical personnel and other second responders will be at the Lamp Post tonight [02-08] to deal with the current outbreak of Fancy Foot disease that has stricken many local residents. "Although we don't have a cure for those affected, we feel that we can best manage the situation through containment" Dr. Anthony Vito Susco said. His team of specialists [Ames Deluxe ad Andrea WK], believe that an aggressive dose a new cocktail of non-prescription drugs and shots will help those live comfortable with their conditions. "We can only hope for the best sometimes" He added.
Around other parts of town, similar centers have been established to deal with the outbreak. At Lucky 7's Dr. Marco Vidal, is working with his Owen and Dave Feldman to help those under the influence. As part of a two phased treatment, Mike Mistake will offer his controversial Industrial treatment on Sunday Night, [NOTE: the JC Medical Association is yet to sanction, his methods, which are at best questionable]. Also on on Saturday Night, you can also visit Dr. Pastiche at Port-o Lounge for a technical approach to this epidemic. Those who want to pretend that this is not happening should immediately report to Tachair Book Store for their 1st Annual Playfest.
Bleu Valentine's event at Lucky 7's. Thursday will be a play to Play Fundraiser for the American Heart Association Go Red For Women drive. And Saturday Night Little Vera and the Lonely Hearts will play some Under Covers for Lovers, with specail sexual guest the Jeremy Wallace menage a TRIOs and Hank E. Panky and a Silly Love Songs Dance Party with Dancing Tony and Sexy Lexy.